alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 


ipreferunique:

oh my god though.




Fuck u


wigglytuffer:

I knew there was a reason I got out of bed this morning


cumfort:

so many tv shows to watch so little time to watch them all


cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit


Justin Bieber at his deposition saying he was “detrimental” to his own career when he really meant “instrumental” 


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